Category: Joke Board
hey guys, this joke was told on the zone just now, and I just had to post it here for those of you who were not logged in. I'm just posting it though, full credit goes to cody for telling it.
This guy goes into a whore house, but he only has two dollars on him.
The guy behind the counter says, "well we have a girl that just died, you can fuck her."
The guy says ok, and goes upstairs and has the greatest fuck of his life.
He goes back downstairs and the counter guy asks, "So how was it."
The guy says, it was great, but her nose kept running.
The other guy says, oh, she must be full then.
Eeeeeuuuu!
iwww lol!
Oh my grapes! Wow! lol
Gross, but, hahaha!
Bob
ewww lol
I have to admit, that was one of the grosest ones I'd heard in a while, that's for sure.
gross! lol.
Gross! Omg! That's fucking gross!
um ... agree with the last post. Good Lord, where do people get this stuff?
here is a joke for ya....
A fellow walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter,
and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be
more than ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks,
'What's with the money in the jar?'
'Well......you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the money and
the keys to a brand new Lexus.'
The man certainly isn't going to pass this up. And so he asks, 'What
are the three tests?'
'You must pay first...... Those are the rules,' says the bartender.
So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives the bartender the $10
and the bartender drops it into the jar.
'Okay,' the bartender says, 'Here's what you need to do:
First - You have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in a minute or less.
Second - There's a pit bull chained in the back with a bad tooth. You
have to remove that tooth using only your bare hands.
Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs who has never had sex.
You have to rectify that problem.'
The man is stunned. 'I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an idiot! I
won't do it!
You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila, and then do those
other things.'
'Your call,' says the bartender, 'but your money stays where it is.'
As time goes on, the man has a few more drinks, he finally asks,
'Where's the damn tequila?'
He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can.
Tears stream down both cheeks, and he did it in fifty-eight seconds.
Next, he staggers out the back door,where he sees the pit bull
chained to a pole.
Soon the people inside the bar hear growling, biting, and screaming sounds...
then nothing but silence!
Just when they think that the man surely must be dead,
he staggers back into the bar, with his shirt ripped open
and there are scratches and he's bleeding all over his body.
He says, 'Now where's that old woman
with the bad tooth?'
that was funny. lol
You mean he...? Did he...? Did he screw the dog? Lol! Oh my God!
wow... just wow... on both jokes.